We will tell you the truth about your marketing. Even the parts you will not like.
We take on a handful of new clients a quarter, so this starts with a few straight questions rather than a sales call. Answer them honestly and we will tell you plainly whether we are the right fit, including when we are not.
Twelve questions. About ninety seconds.
These are the same things we would ask on a first call, so answering them here means the call starts at the useful part instead of the introductions.
- Michelle reads every one personally
- A reply within one business day, including the noes
- Your details stay with us and are never sold on
- If we are not right for you we will say so and why
Pick a slot that suits you.
You will be talking to someone who works on accounts, not a salesperson reading from a deck.
- A straight read on what is working and what is not
- The two or three fixes we would do first, in order
- An honest answer on whether the math works for you
- No deck and no deposit, just a straight answer either way

Now available for purchase.
It is not, obviously. There is no bottle, and if there were we would have sold you one by now instead of building you a website.
What there actually is: eleven people in one room in Canton who have run this play enough times to spot which part of your funnel is broken before you finish describing it. The recipe is boring on purpose. Look before you sell. Fix the foundation before you buy traffic. Measure everything. Say the unflattering thing out loud, even when the upsell would be easier.